
- I'm sorry... could you repeat that last question again?
- Let me answer that last question before we go on to this one.
- Let me think about that for a few moments. You wouldn't want me to give you the wrong information, would you?
- You've got me so confused that I can't seem to collect my thoughts.
- I'm afraid that I don't fully understand the question. Could you clarify it for me?
- I'm so confused, I can't seem to get anything straight in my mind. May I have a glass of water?
- Please stop asking me questions if you won't let me answer them.
Some other alternatives, also crafted to disturb the interrogator's rhythm, and diffuse his/ her focus include off-topic questions or comments such as (and I am not kidding):
- Where did you get that tie? I think I have one just like it....
- Who do you think is going to win the
... - Do you smell some kind of a gas leak? Smell that? Can you smell it?
- Where were you born?
- Is that a _________accent that I detect?
- Why did you decide to become a _____________?
- Are you okay? You look very pale. Did you eat something that made you feel sick?
- I have to use the bathroom. It's going to be an emergency.
- What time is it?
- Can I have a pen and pad to sketch on? It might help me think.
- What are you trying to get me to say, anyway? C'mon...let's get to the bottom line.
- I have a cold, and my ears are clogged. Can you please speak slower and louder?
- Don't you guys ever get tired? I know that I'm exhausted already!
It is also helpful to hum, or tap your foot on the floor, or rap your fingers on the desk. All of these serve to interfere with the interrogator's concentration and continuity. Reverse the curse.
Faithfully,
Douglas Castle